A shadowy Hitchcockian thriller… An Hilarious Benny Hill whodunit… A Helmut Newtonesque Scandal on the brink of exposure. A breathtakingly twisted adventure, based on a true story.
THE PHANTASMAGORICAL MANUMISSION MYSTERY – where we investigated such terrifying and mind twisting subjects such as cloning, which became the subject matter for the opening party – Case No1: The Blue Gene Mystery. Cloned beauty sold into porn. A girl walks into a beauty parlour for free treatment. Unbeknownst to her she is signing up for a free haircut she is signing away the rights to her genetic code. Samples of her hair are taken and used to clone 50 real life porn dolls to be sold for $1million each… Meanwhile a penis is successfully grown on a pig’s ear and with the use of successful xenotransplantation the villain transforms himself so he can perform in blue movies with Natalia and become the world’s most infamous porn star.
Everything was translated into Spanish, French and Italian, no-body else did that, but we wanted everyone to understand the story: BELEZA CLONADA VENDIDA AL PORNO. Other case’s covered issues such as male fish being feminised by river pollution in the Thames in Case No2: SEX CHANGE EXCHANGE. Our villain encouraged the use of plastics, believing it was to blame for the oestrogen in effluent discharges found in rivers which were feminising fish and lowering male sperm count. Living an organic lifestyle himself his aim was to damage the sperm of all other men thus perversely raising the value of his own uncontaminated stock.
The hole in the ozone with Case No3: HOLY SMOKE. Ravished as temperatures rise. Widespread hole in hotbed of vice…
Laced with double entendre – having grown up on a staple diet of Benny Hill and Carry On films. Plus, we truly believed that using our position to highlight important social issues was one of the reasons we enjoyed such levels of success. All the problems were given a quasi-sexual twist, and blamed on one man – Vile Tifficeaopoli 2nd, which was an anagram for Evil 2 faced politician.
A Manumission Life 
The best ever